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benjamin

Cute awsomely awsome dude that loves to play and is always nice to everybody has five cousins and loves to share and play with them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Benjamin is the funnest awsome dude in the entire world loves always is happy and loves bubbles!!!!!!!!
by happy cousin sam April 11, 2009
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crispy benjamin

In a crispy benjamin, the male counterpart in intercourse retrives his staff from any previously chosen orifice before he reaches coitus. He procedes to ejaculate on the female counterpart's chest, spreading the semen in an even, uniform manner. Whilst the semen is drying, The male invites a third companion to the jamboree. When it dries, the third person that was invited (preferrably a woman) peels the semen from the first female's chest and eats them as if they were tasty Pringles fresh out of the can.
Lois: I'll have fish and chips please.

Dana: I'll have what she's having, but with a side of your finest crispy benjamins.

Waiter: This may take a while!
by jahdsk August 13, 2007
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Benjaminism

The practice of doing jack shit
The guy sat on the couch and practiced benjaminism
by Rezgac January 26, 2019
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Benjamin Lee

Sophisticated prick, who no one likes. Person who also have a microscopic dick, with dandruff all over his pubic hair. People are amazed at how horny he can get, raping anyone he sets his eyes on. Pathetic Brat.
Bro, i heard someone like wei ju. Must be one of those Benjamin Lee's.
by Wei Ju April 10, 2019
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benjamin william

a basic guy with two basic first names. he likes to go by "ben" because he doesn't like benjamin. he is outgoing, smart, obsessed with popcorn, and is way to confident. he has probably dated only one or two girls and loves to present speeches and is very positive. he is probably an overachiever in school. he is also very polite and mannered. he is friends with many different people and is a good person, although he can be NERDY.
benjamin william is going on a star wars marathon tonight, do not bother him.
did you hear that benjamin william got a 95% in his math course this semester? he is such an overachiever.
by Ahoho February 19, 2020
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Breaking Benjamin

A 2000s hard rock/post grunge/alternative metal band, formed in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania, United States, that split up after making their 4th album Dear Agony. Benjamin Burnley, lead singer, brought the band back together with different members in 2014 and released their 2015 album Dark Before Dawn. The members are Ben Burnley-Lead singer and guitarist, Keith Wallen-Guitarist and singer, Jasen Rauch-Guitarist, Aaron Bruch-Bassist and singer, and Shaun Foist-Drummer.
Breaking Benjamin is my favorite band!! Rock on!!!
by UntilTheEndBB June 3, 2017
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Bryce Benjamin

8 inches, nice guy, gamer, smart, chill, Uzi Vert Fan, shoutout to Trojan Condoms for helping me out with my life.
Bryce Benjamin is a guy who will never expose you.
by arseface69420 November 20, 2020
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