fap bath

1. to take a bath for the sole purpose of masterbating. 2. masterbating in the tub, while taking a bath.

1. I couldn't get any privacy, so i took a fap bath to get off.

by G-A-T October 27, 2011

Russian Bath

Also known as a pirate bath, a "Russian Bath" is a bath where you wash your arm pits, ass and genitalia in a sink generally with paper towels, a wash cloth, or just your hands. The term derives from a play on the term "rushing", not an ethnic slur.

He was late for his hot date, so he took a Russian Bath to make sure he wouldn't stink to high hell.

by Watanabe Ota September 25, 2009

filling the bath

A cleaner way of saying getting wet.

"She was gagging for it, her bath wasn't just filled, it was overflowing;)" (filling the bath)

by MollyConnolly October 16, 2009

lazy bathe

When you know you should take a shower but are running late or just don't want to so you do everything but take a shower. i.e. Much deodorant, perfume/cologne, moist towelettes...etc.

I was running so late this morning that I didn't have time to shower so I lazy bathed.

I lazy bathe as much as possible in the winter because the air is so cold.

by PrincessAmanda October 9, 2008

bath turtle

a floater in the bath tub. made possible by a bathing child taking a dump in their bathwater.

"YOUR KID left another bath turtle in the tub. It's your turn to go clean it, Herman "

by kirakhan23 November 23, 2014

cock bath

The act of cleaning your genitals in a bathroom sink (or any type of sink), after participating in a sexually activity. This activity could include masturbation as well as any other form of sex. The sink is filled with warm soapy water for which you are to dip your member for cleaning (tippy toes may be required for men of height less than 5'9). A cock bath is ideal in situations where you have no time or ability to take a full shower but require clean genitalia.

This method avoids the painstakingly long task of an actual shower, while still achieving a clean scent free genital area.

As I was leaving my side bitches house and heading for home I took a quick cock bath to avoid detection by my girlfriend.

by tndo February 19, 2015

pbr bath

A quick washing of the Penis, Balls & Rectum. The male equivalent of the "PTA bath" or "whore's bath," the key difference being what's being washed.

I was dealing with a severe case of swamp ass so I headed back to the camper and gave myself a PBR bath.

by Mike Penice November 19, 2016