An ass-eating savage that runs a Facebook page by the same name. He is a Latino from the Spanish Harlem in Bronx, NY whose started his humble Facebook page of 100< followers and since then has grown steadily but surely to over 500,000. He typically posts memes found on ifunny and other places on the internet, and is known for his dank memes, love of bacon and booty, and satirical statuses about life and humanity. He was also responsible for rapper Lupe Fiasco recently taking the L over a Twitter beef between Bardock and his followers, known as the Booty Squad/Bardashians.
Posting this for now until someone that is less lazy and who has more time to be writing Urbandictionary definitions for internet socialites decides to write a more in-depth one.
Posting this for now until someone that is less lazy and who has more time to be writing Urbandictionary definitions for internet socialites decides to write a more in-depth one.
Lupe Fiasco was rekt by Bardock Obama and his followers last night on Twitter after Bardock bodied Fiasco in a game of Street Fighter V.
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(extended because UD needs to have at least 3 words: Mischa Barton is pale, skinny and lacks any real sex appeal to any form of life with a spinal column. Probably attractive to moluscs though.)
(extended because UD needs to have at least 3 words: Mischa Barton is pale, skinny and lacks any real sex appeal to any form of life with a spinal column. Probably attractive to moluscs though.)
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With pure association to a Brush Back, the remains left in the bottom of the toilet, as well as floating in the water, curly brown pieces of shit and pubic hair after taking a high velocity, popping turd. Hence, looks like the skin color and hair of Major League, Cy Young award pitcher "Bartolo Colon."
After getting brushed back, I looked down and found Bartolo Colon floating face up in the bottom of my toilet.
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2. The worst brand of vodka in existence
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You fucking asshole! You bought Barton's for the party? No one is going to drink this shit! Get the fuck out of my house!
by Shidoshi June 1, 2010
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She is funny, kind and caring, always trying to be friends with everyone.
She is also stupidly ticklish.
She is funny, kind and caring, always trying to be friends with everyone.
She is also stupidly ticklish.
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