Bartlett

A name from 16 to 17th century France given to people who were part of the Norman religion.

The lady over there is a bartlett

by Beastmodewolf May 8, 2018

Barter

It is stephen khoury coming in, and rapin you for eternitiy. He does it in dark corners.
P.S: He is black

Steven will barter you if you twirk at him.

by I_am_your _father_nigger. October 22, 2018

Bartels’ Law

The shorter the lawyer, the more likely an ad hominem attack.

That little guy was backed into a rhetorical corner, so he lashed out at the guy who led him there: classic Bartels’ Law.

by M3Me December 14, 2018

Bartlett

A last name from England and Western Europe also it’s my last name jackasses

That’s Logan Bartlett over there

by Beastmodewolf14 December 16, 2018

Bartender's Limp

A common affliction amongst bartenders who, after finishing a long shift behind a bar, lose the ability to walk properly and often end up staggering around like the people they've been serving drinks to all night, despite being stone cold sober.

Guy 1: Did you see that bloke? He looks pissed.
Guy 2: Nah, I know him. He works at the club. He's not drunk, he's just got a bartender's limp.

by WhoGivesADan May 6, 2019

Bartender Tod

Pouring beer onto your girl’s ass and then yelling your neighbor’s name with your girl screaming in pain and pleasure as you engage in intercourse.

Friend 1: so what happened after you took Nancy home last night? She totally wanted that d
Friend 2: it was unbelievable bro. I gave her a bartender tod and then a Wet Malfoy in the morning.
Friend 1: sounds like fun. What’s her number?

by Freggsmash May 13, 2019

Barted

When you fart and burp at the same time

Jonny barted has in school and then he lost all of is friends and now he is lonely

by James Charles July 7, 2019