Ol' Dirty Bastard

only the greatest person to ever live

you all remember his hits "shimmy shimmy ya" & "brooklyn zoo"

by nick January 6, 2005

Bastard

Derogatory for a willfully problematic person not only intent on not helping anyone but himself, but doing things to hinder others. The true bastard is one to twelve steps lower than an asshole, because nobody needs a bastard. Assholes are needed to let shit out. Bastards push you into shit for their own amusement.

1- What kind of bastard takes the bolts off a port-a-john?

2- You're intentionally making the arguement worse, you bastard.

by Riftalope March 31, 2007

bastarditude

The state or quality of being a bastard.

(Pronounced bas-TARD-ih-tude.)

From the webcomic Treading Ground.

You have no idea the depths of my bastarditude.

by Nick Wright August 12, 2006

bastard ass

total ass, jerk, somebody getting on your last nerve

My ex-boyfriend keeps calling me even though we've been broke up for over a year, that bastard ass won't leave me alone.

by Heather Can March 1, 2009

skinny bastard

A person that may or may not actually be "skinny," but is in some way weaker, smaller, or less advanced than intermediate/advanced weightlifters and athletes as dictated by Joe DeFranco in Westside for Skinny Bastards.

I used to be a skinny bastard, but after following WS4SBs III, I'm a slightly-less-than-skinny bastard!

by R A W October 7, 2007

bastard house

any place that has its doors open past midnight

After midnight I drove past the gas station and noticed some skirts leaving this bastard house.

by cordygo2helll January 1, 2010

Prick Ass Bastard

A Sarcastic pain in the ass who gives everyone a hard time. Also, has the ability to turn any phrase heard into a sexual comment. Name given to me, Thanks Jill!

That Prick Ass Bastard turns everything I say into something sexual. What a pain in the ass.

by pstage August 4, 2007