An inflammation of the anus due to excessive irritation from frequent anal intercourse. The association with Tallagh originates from a dramatic increase of anal inflammation seen in the south Dublin town of Tallagh during the summer of 2004.
"Decko has to stand on the bus for 3 weeks due to the fact that he has Tallagh Bagel so can't sit down without experiencing discomfort"
by LemonShavedHead October 19, 2011
by Joy Schmoe December 07, 2010
A pastry originated in southern America, shaped like a bagel. Composed of dingleberries, shit streaks chiseled straight out of the toilet bowl, diarrhea, bowel clippings, and seasoned with ass shavings. With a hint of tangy, and a blast of nuttiness, the perfect breakfast to accompany your JungleJizzJam.
by myskin1issoBlack January 09, 2022
When you fuck with bagels so hard that you are trying to find an emotion for it. You then take to Urban Dictionary to get it added to the dictionary, but it gets rejected FOUR TIMES so you promise to yourself to keep trying every single day until it gets approved.
John was so bagel AF that he wrote to Urban Dictionary 4 times to try to get his word published. I wish I had that kind of commitment!!
by meggielouu September 06, 2019
by bippitybopman23 May 10, 2020
a bagel in which the condiments have been replace with man juice contrast to the usual butter or cream cheese
by captchris1212 January 08, 2008
When a male is reproducing with a woman and his sperm goes inside the woman's butt or vagina and then she cramps up
by babaganosshed February 19, 2015