wall of axe 

The act of young teen school boys, about 8 boys, dousing themselves in "Axe" body wash (usually after gym) and standing together in as stairwell to create a "Wall of Axe" as documented in several publications.

Now that the shower has taken care of the sweat from gym and I've sprayed on my Axe "cool metal" , I am heading to stairwell "A" to join the guys in a "wall of Axe".

wall of axe by lukehappy October 22, 2013

wet axe

the reception of a blowjob while skillfully playing a song on guitar hero

Guy 1: "Bro, wha'd you do last night?"

Guy 2: "Dude I was playin 'Crazy Train' and my girlfriend gave me the best wet axe"

wet axe by matt555 August 9, 2009

Battle Axe Syndrome 

A specific type of headache following a night a drinking in which the sufferer feels as if, while sleeping, a battle axe was slammed in to their skull directly behind the eyes. Battle Axe Syndrome is usually brought on by drinking poor forms of alcohol such as Maddog 20/20 or Milwaukee's Best Ice. In extreme cases, a person suffering Battle Axe Syndrome may resort to wearing protective eyewear to keep their eyes from popping out of their skull or to block all light from getting in.

My head hurts so bad, if I move more than one inch my eyes might explode. Wicked case of Battle Axe Syndrome

Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?

Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.

Battle Axe Syndrome by Norma's Garage February 13, 2014

Shitting An Axe 

having a bitch fit that cannot be measured by anything other than putting the words shit and axe right next to each other in a progressive tense

ms. aman was shitting an axe all over patricks face when he was late to the last rehearsal

Shitting An Axe by //ReiXgh// February 25, 2010

The Axe Effect

What happens when you wear Axe.

Does not help you get past bad looks if you are to ugly, but wearing Axe means you do not have to be smooth.

Effectiveness decreases with amount of Axe used. It works best with just a spritz.
Too much, on the other hand, could keep Johnny Depp from getting laid.
See also The Axe Defect

Do not press the button down all the way.

PRESSURE:
You should hear a gentle "pssss" sound if there is not background noise.
If you can hear a loud "PSSHHT" sound that interrupts the local shoot-out, you are using to much Axe.

TIME: 1 second per pit, .5 seconds anywhere else.

FREQUENCY: No more than twice within 24 hours, except in the case of extreme physical exertion, in which case the limit should be 4 times.

The Axe Effect by tanukisanyo June 12, 2005

gammy axe wound 

vagina while menstruating

The boss was being a tosser, so as Jill was surfing the crimson tide, she pulled her blood bullet out of her Gammy Axe Wound and dipped it in his tea when he wasn't looking

gammy axe wound by jamfsob August 12, 2003

Hairy Axe Wound 

unkept ladies front bottom area.

"janets hairy axe wound was desperate for a trim"

Hairy Axe Wound by marco November 16, 2003