eat my ass o’clock

when it’s time for someone to eat my ass

oh look it’s eat my ass o’clock

by Angelcormier March 9, 2019

assoar

Used by assclowns to put an assboat into motion.

Gentlemen, grab your assoars! Its assboating time!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 16, 2003

assockolate

Original meaning: The act of putting your socks on to your feet

Derived meaning: To waffle in such a way that those listening become totally disorientated

Origianl meaning example: Have you assockolated this morning?

Derived meaning example: I haven't a clue what he's assockolating about (The derived meaning comes from the ancient ritual of placing a sock over your enemy's head so that they did not know where they where.)

by Kezza September 10, 2004

assoon

A hollow but low-pitched fart, punning on "bassoon".

Mitch walked into the classroom playing the assoon.

by pentozali August 11, 2010

assolutely

When the back is oh so good, but they turn around and front is better!

Did you see that guy? Gurl...Assolutely!!

by John Dunaway November 21, 2017

Associate 1147

The Sauce Man.
The man who you go to if you need the sauce.
He sometimes may too saucey, and that's a good thing.

Associate 1147:Hey shipping, this is the sauce man, I need some more moves sir!

by Eb213 June 26, 2018

Associate 1147

Also know as Mr. 1147. Better known as the Sauce Man. The one who you go to if you need the Sauce. Always has the Sauce. May sometimes be “too saucey.” Makes every situation better. A great friend/employee to have. There is always a Mr. 1147 at any workplace/get together. There can only be one though. There are never multiple Mr. 1147s any setting.

“Hey man I’m having a cookout this weekend, but I’m missing something on my list of things to bring.”

“You got an Associate 1147?”
“That’s it! I’m bringing the Sauce Man!”
“Oh yeah! If you bring him you can go ahead and make me 50 wings and then keep on cooking!”

by Shimmy shimmy Man June 26, 2018