Foot asphyxiation

Squeezing on a pair of shoes that you really like - but they just wont fit - the Cinderella Syndrome

Shoes sooo tight that you cant get them on, or shoes that have shrunk around your feet as you have been wearing them, or have your feet just swollen - foot asphyxiation my shoe loving people.

by Diet Schmiet November 29, 2010

Arkansas Asphyxiation

Jjerking off outdoors while using an electrical chord and a tree to choke yourself. It feels so good you yell “woo pig sooie!!!” Local hunter thinks he heard a wild razorback immediately fires one in your head from behind.

My condolences I heard your grandpa died of Arkansas Asphyxiation. Thank you, but we were a little disappointed the coroner ruled it a suicide.

by Kingofthe$outh February 22, 2023

Thermoerotic Asphyxiation

When you masturbat in a 100+ degree while in a honey-bucket overseas.

The Department of Veterans Affairs is now awarding service connected disability for Thermoerotic Asphyxiation in a combat zone.

by Jack Napier February 24, 2023

Thermoerotic Asphyxiation

When you masturbait in 100+ degree wheather while in a honey-bucket overseas.

The Department of Veterans Affairs is now awarding service connected disability for Thermoerotic Asphyxiation in a combat zone.

by Jack Napier February 25, 2023

Thermoerotic Asphyxiation

When you masturbate in 100+ degree weather while in a honey-bucket overseas.

The Department of Veterans Affairs is now awarding service connected disability for Thermoerotic Asphyxiation in a combat zone.

by Jack Napier February 26, 2023

Vaginal Asphyxiation

When you go down on a girl and it’s so wet you asphyxiate and die. i.e. you essentially drown.

Best Practices When Going Down On A Girl
*Wear a snorkel.

He died a tragic death of vaginal asphyxiation.

by BoogerMan January 29, 2024

Hydroerotic Asphyxiation

Hydroerotic Asphyxiation - is a form of auto erotica asphyxiation. The subject places their head in a public restroom toilet while masterbating to deprive the subject of oxygen hightening the excitement and pleasure of the masterbater's experience.

A man was found half naked and unconscious in a stall of the JC Pennies men's room covered in water and semen with a subtle smile on his face. An obvious victim of Hydroerotic Asphyxiation.

by Clownboy1969 January 31, 2025