3 definitions by Diet Schmiet

Shoes sooo tight that you cant get them on, or shoes that have shrunk around your feet as you have been wearing them, or have your feet just swollen - foot asphyxiation my shoe loving people.

Oww eurrh, on a scale of 1 - 10 my hangometer has tipped the scales this weekend.

"It's tea time" shouted mum. As the hungry hoardes entered the kitchen she asked "on a scale of 1 - 10, how hungry are you ?" the hoardes had to guage the level using their fictitional hungometers (hung ometeres)