Server 1: Why so sad?
Server #2: I had two tables chew and jew already this evening.
Server #1: That sucks. But it's also kind of racist of you.
Server #2: Fuck you.
Server #2: I had two tables chew and jew already this evening.
Server #1: That sucks. But it's also kind of racist of you.
Server #2: Fuck you.
by NilesFitzgibbons March 19, 2008
by BenEdelstein March 25, 2010
Also known as Sgt. Donny Donnowitz, is known by german soldiers as "The Bear Jew". The Bear Jew is a gigantic, baseball bat swinging nazi hunter from Boston, and his many accomplishments include killing Hitler, and many other high ranking Nazis, and scalping 100 german soldiers. Appears in the movie "Inglorious Basterds."
Aldo the Apache: This man wants to die for his country; Oblige him.
The Bear Jew:
*As he is bashing a nazi's head in* Home run, out of the park.
The Bear Jew:
*As he is bashing a nazi's head in* Home run, out of the park.
by The Flying 69 August 24, 2009
1. One who has a secret adherence to Judaism while publicly professing to be of another faith; practitioners are referred to as "crypto-Jews". The term is especially applied historically to Spanish Jews who outwardly professed Catholicism
2. Someone who passes as white, proclaims they are white, yet are infact ethnically or culturally Jewish
3. Someone who is very stingy with their Bitcoin or Altcoin spending
2. Someone who passes as white, proclaims they are white, yet are infact ethnically or culturally Jewish
3. Someone who is very stingy with their Bitcoin or Altcoin spending
by T.Hunter February 21, 2022
The act of being named Seth while being 100% Jewish on a daily basis. One could qualify Seth the Jew as the biggest stingiest motherfucker one could meet in their lifetime. At times, Seth the Jew may ask you to put Sears Boxing Day items on your credit card (approximately $300/year) to benefit of an additional 10% off - however, should you ask him to "front" you a 1/4 of Marijuana (valued at $50 until payday - 4 days later), he will simply refuse out of total Jewishness.
Juicy: Yo, can you spot some Marijane? You did benefit out of an additional 10% by using my Sears Mastercard on Boxing Day!
Seth the Jew: Yeah, that's cool homie - it's 50 as usual...
Juicy: Do you mind fronting me till payday? The holidays were brutal.
Seth: I am going to have to see if I do have any weed left.... I might be out...
(HE IS BEING A JEW IN YOUR FACE!!!)
Seth the Jew: Yeah, that's cool homie - it's 50 as usual...
Juicy: Do you mind fronting me till payday? The holidays were brutal.
Seth: I am going to have to see if I do have any weed left.... I might be out...
(HE IS BEING A JEW IN YOUR FACE!!!)
by CanYouHandleDaTruth January 05, 2014
by NiggaHoodie December 27, 2019
a sock used to keep all your spare change because your wallet cant support coins
it is safe to assume that this person is jewish
it is safe to assume that this person is jewish
2 guys buying a drink
guy1: hey man do you have 2 bucks on you?
guy2: sure do bro (guy2 pulls out his jew sock)
guy1: dude what the fuck is that?!
guy2: it is my jew sock
guy1: hey man do you have 2 bucks on you?
guy2: sure do bro (guy2 pulls out his jew sock)
guy1: dude what the fuck is that?!
guy2: it is my jew sock
by And1Axel April 07, 2010