Billie Joe Armstrong

billie is the sexiest hottest babe on the earth!!!! i really want to meet that sexy beast!!!

i once maturbated to him:)

by Michelle March 10, 2005

Adrienne Armstrong

Co-owner of adeline records and adeline street clothing also wife of Green Day frontman Billie Joe Armstrong. She is so beautiful and teenie boppers you are not in competition with Adrienne so do not start thinking that Billie Joe is about to divorce her and marry you!!!

Person 1. I met Billie Joe Armstrong last night and he said he said going to leave his wife to marry me.

Person 2. Shut up you stupid bitch Billie Joe said that Adrienne Armstrong is the only woman he will ever love.

by Beckaloo October 26, 2006

lance armstrong

When playing pong and only having one ball because all others were lost, too dirty, or crushed in the process of beer pong.

bob: yo man wheres the other ball?
todd: dunno man, guess we're gonna have to lance armstrong it
bob: goddamnit

by fattehboi November 2, 2008

Billie Joe Armstrong

I love billie joe!! BILLIE JOE IS FUCKING GORGEOUS!! he's the best thing God's created!! i nilly got 2 TOUCH HIM!!! but the stupid security chick usherd us all away, dumb bitch. Billie Joe is a crack up, he made us all laugh so hard. I WANT HIM!! he inspired me to go punk :P

there is no word(s) that can define, even close to how hot, tallented, GOD DAMN SEXY and fuckable he is!!!

by kandis April 4, 2005

Billy Joe Armstrong

He is the leader of Green Day the most awesomest band. He is VERY HOTT!

Billie Joe Armstrong is very hott.

by tat April 14, 2006

lance armstrong

Sexual phenomenon in which the female kicks her legs during intercourse, i.e. as the pedals of a bicycle turn.

She was so turned on she went lance armstrong on me after just five minutes.

by ozMo January 12, 2007

stretch armstrong

the gay toy with a plastic head and a rubber suit thats filled w/ some fukin nasty gooey stuff, and when u try to stretch it too far, it explodes and hardens over all of ur things.

I was playing with my stretch armstrong when it pop and got its goop shit in my eye, causing temporary blindness and extreme pain

by Abrash April 18, 2006