Amish

A group of religious people that believe touching any piece of modern technology will result in them going to hell. They live in cabins with and raise crops and animals because they believe that feeding and washing animals on a daily basis is easier than going to a local supermarket to buy food needed for the next two weeks.

Amish Mom: Don't wash your hands after you take a shit because that is unsanitary and you will go to hell.
4-year-old in suspenders: Yes Mother, I also just got back from washing the pigs after they rolled around in the mud.

by Logic Defined November 9, 2019

Amish Missile

When an Amish person jumps off of a high platform with the intent of hitting one or more persons/animals/items.

The cows were taken out by the Amish Missile.

The US (United Sharecroppers) almost started WWIII (Whey War III) after the Amish Missile Crisis.

by Storm Smurf April 28, 2011

Amish

White people who suck with anything technological.

Kevin and Rob are so Amish. Rob thinks he's black though.

by 1337 Man (Now With Cape!) April 29, 2004

amish toe jam

a girl is on her back you are on your side facing her, you lick her toes and jam your toes into her vagina

I gave her an Amish toe jam last night

by a hong May 18, 2007

Amish omelette

When your eating a woman's snatch out vigorously and begin to spew vomitis violently onto her muff daggler. Then continue to eat said muff with pleasure splooging in ones pants.

Also see Amish Omelette with cheese

He was very drunk and was craving an Amish Omelette

by Dr James November 21, 2013

Anish

Upon first sight of Anish, many people assume he isn't the brightest, owing to his some of his peculiar habits. These include messaging Zo for hours in the chat, and rubbing his hands together like a housefly and going "mmmm" whenever Sameep takes a bite of something.

Furthermore, he has a slightly homosexual obsession with polluting his google search history with terms like "nba sexy" and "nba mmm thicc" just to find gayass pictures of michael jordan grabbing kevin durant's ass or something

Girl 1: Yo, who's that tall, basketball-playing, Hollister-wearing, gold aglets touting man of indian origin?

Girl 2: that's anish v. my nigga

by goefs8455 March 18, 2019

amish kissing

Kissing that's toned-down on the passion. It's the opposite of French Kissing, because you keep your "wagons in the barn."

As they begin to make-out, Sue sneezes and says, "I better go home, I feel a little congested." Greg, who really doesn't want the evening to end so soon, says, "Oh, that's okay, we can just engage in some Amish kissing."

by IHaveThat45 March 24, 2008