Alphabetic Mathematics

The act of combining words to form new words that seem to combine to of the definitions.

fucktard is an example of Alphabetic Mathematics

by Kaiser Tyan September 25, 2005

Alphabet Mafia

An LGBTQ+ clothing brand

Guy 1: “hey I just got a new shirt”
Guy 2 “from where?”
Guy 1 “Alphabet Mafia”

by anonymous December 18, 2020

Alphabet Soup

A sex move (usually performed drunk) in which a guy throws up in a girls vagina while eating her out

Dude, I hooked up with that girl from the party last night and I was so drunk that I gave her an Alphabet Soup

by KPizzleP January 5, 2010

alphabet lips

Another phrase used to describe someone sucks cock or give BJs... get it.

She gave me a full on BJ with her cherry stained alphabet lips

by Bet April 30, 2006

Alphabetical Messaging

Another Word For Text Messaging.

ie; T9, abc.

Lets Do Some Alphabetical Messaging.

Send Me An Alphabetical Message When You Get Home.

by ThatThatThat March 3, 2009

Alphabet

To draw the alphabet with your fingers on her stomach while performing oral sex on her.

Damn bro you totally went all out you even went alphabet.

by Angelwng September 29, 2015

alphabitize

the art of trying to spell or make a shape of something with cereal and milk in a bowl. Usually results in failure and consumption.

Mikey: Dude, check it out. I alphabitized something.
Davey: You lie, fool. Let me see.
Mikey: Go ahead.
Davey: Those are Cheerios, idiot.
Mikey: Shaped like your mom's vagina after last night!

by cork1357 July 6, 2008