Alex

Alex’s are adorable and I want him to know how much I love him. They are everything anyone will look for in a guy - sporty, handsome, smartish, wonderful smile and great hugs. No one could match or come close to how amazing Alex’s are. They are funny and will knock someone’s lights out of they hurt you or someone close to him. They can be rude at times but always undo what they have done. They are romantic and if you are lucky enough to meet one you will realise that. When you meet him you will be like “best friends” and if your a girl, you will slowly fall in love.

Girl 1 : “do you know Alex?”
Girl 2 : “yeh he’s well peng! Should I ask him out?”
Girl 1 : “too slow.”

*girl 1 walks over and promptly asks Alex out*

by hdushajdhdvdjs October 23, 2017

Alex

A literal fucking cat. Loves when you pat their head but when you ignore them they get really clingy and affectionate. They'll be really shy when you first meet them, but as soon as you get to know them better, they're really wild.

Known to be really short and cute.

Friend: Is that an Alex? It's so cute!!
You: I know right? You can't have it though. It's mine.

by Toastii September 27, 2018

Alex

A stupid cock sucking asshole who is a dumb piece of fucking fuck shit and as well as a massive fucking pussy twat cunty cunt cunt who eats shit and should get hit by a fucking bus

Hey there is Alex, he is so fucking ugly he makes blind kids cry

by Alex sucks cock November 21, 2021

Alex

An Alex is a man who is nothing less and nothing more than authentically perfect in the eyes of the receiver. He is courageous and adventurous and holds his own truth with certainty. He is eternally with in us and we are eternally within him.

He is my Alex, and I will endlessly love my Alex.

by Beepbopboopbop September 25, 2018

Alex

A total smartass. Really funny, total babe. Everyone thinks he is kind of odd, but he is my flawed boyf. Can be really annoying, but you'll love that about him. Does the exact opposite of what you say. He is so loveable and kind, and doesn't have a mean bone in his body. Even though he pretends to. He's the best bestie anyone could ever ask for.

Person One: Why is that small child crying?
Person Two: Oh, that was Alex! He hit him in the shins with a razor scooter!
Person Three: He's one sexy motherfucker.

by roxy468 March 11, 2018

Alex

Alex is sweet and caring he's the best boyfriend u could ever have he's really cool and funny Alex can make u happy in seconds he's smile can light up a room the way Alex is himself is perfect he is amazing and lovable u will fall in love with him at first sight (because he's really hot) love him with all ur heart and he will love u with all of his

Alex Alex mean amazingly lovable

by Kinah😝 October 11, 2017

Alex

Alex is an alright bloke but his pull game is a lil bit weak. I mean he still gets that puss puss but its only training with his Mom so his Dad may need to give more tips. He bums fortnite so much and wins about 30k a month from his Ninja skills. You want to find an Alex as soon as possible or else your life is misserable. He also comes with a Chris

Dave: Yo look at that Alex isnt he a person
Chad: Dave you are blind remember?

by IgnitorPyrus February 17, 2020