One who is duped into the teachings of abstinence-based sex ed. Some beliefs include the notion that oral/anal sex isn't really sex, that the human body is something to be ashamed of, that condoms cause cancer, that you can get pregnant by petting, that half of all gay teens have AIDS, that AIDS can be spread through tears, and the studies that show how ab-ed fails to curb teen pregnancy rates either don't exist, or are part of the evil liberal media conspiracy. Often self-righteous, holier-than-thou.
My friend told me that when she got married, her ab-edder friends wouldn't let her wear a white dress because it "symbolized purity" and she wasn't a virgin. I said she should've slapped their arrogant bitch asses.
by Genetic_Mishap April 22, 2006
Get the ab-eddermug. That U.S. President that started the very first version of the IRS,freed the slaves,started the civil war,and jumped out of a window with his dick in his hand.
by the tweaker February 16, 2004
Get the abe lincolnmug. Abs that attract the ladies.
by The Frank July 21, 2009
Get the Magnetic Absmug. A common term used by overweight individuals to explain that the large amount of fatty tissue that has surrounded their abdominal region is actually a combination of all the abdominal muscles into one large muscular mass.
by dixie run March 22, 2011
Get the Super abmug. "I got my meat beaten in my basement last night and I'm still scratching off this nasty ab dandruff."
by SemenLizard September 30, 2014
Get the Ab Dandruffmug. by PKMUTHA January 28, 2010
Get the Abe Lincolnmug. by brentgar March 24, 2013
Get the Honest Abemug.