[breaking carrots]

When the male injures his penis

Girl 1: Girl, I killed in soccer today! I kicked so many guys today lol Girl 2: now that's what I call breaking carrots lol

by da_crazi_bitch102 February 28, 2008

carrot rows

Similar to Corn Rows (also Cornrows), an ancient traditional African hair style, but worn by an individual with naturally red hair. Linguistically a combination of "corn rows" and "carrot top".

Damn, that ginger white-boy is straight up rockin' carrot rows.

by doctorgroove June 9, 2018

Carrot River

Small ass town in Saskatchewan. Full of ugly ass inbreds and big fucking jibbers. There’s nothing but inbred hicks and Indians. Don’t bother visiting here it’s a shithole.

*pulls into Carrot River*
“Hey this town is complete ass.”
“No shit it’s just Carrot River.”

by Bigjib February 6, 2020

Carrot Fry

Someone who brings a sack lunch to work even though he's a 37 year old investment banker, not a 12 year old 5th grader.

Person 1: Hey, should we see if John wants to come with us to Olive Garden to eat unlimited, protein-packed breadsticks and plan our super dope trip to Barcelona?
Person 2: Nah, that guy is a total fucking carrot fry.

by Heybeerman May 14, 2018

carrot beard

The long root portion of a carrot that looks like long stringy hairs. Usually removed prior to eating, but enjoyed by others because of its gross appearance.

This carrot has a super long carrot beard.

by PottedBamboo May 6, 2019

raw carrot

Inserting your spray-tanned penis into a woman's mouth directly after a shower.

Bro, I bet Donald Trump gives ladies raw carrots all the damn time.

by psseudopsych January 20, 2017

carrot guts

A person who is so strictly vegetarian/vegan that they refuse to spend time with friends or family.

Person A: Why isn't Jenny coming out with us?
Person B: Apparently we're too "meaty" for her liking. Must be her carrot guts.

by EveRtBest December 8, 2010