Biff Cannon

Really huge penis shoved in a butt hole violently.

He received a biff cannon last night.

by alexander the worst February 15, 2014

Jesse Cannon

Music producer, audio engineer, drum editing magician. Emo.

Madison. Race The Sun. Tiger Mountain. The Cure. Limp Bizkit.

by Verve June 25, 2005

Chainsaw Cannon

Dr Bright's weapon of choice

You cannot kill SCP-682 with a chainsaw cannon

by Xplayer76 June 6, 2021

Loose cannon

Someone who is unstable and unpredictable

Matt Goulster was a loose cannon at work yesterday

by Baron Von Wellington May 28, 2018

Nick Cannoning

When a person has too many kids at once.

Damn that motherfucker has 11 kids!! he needa stop Nick Cannoning

by joey.doesnt.share.food November 15, 2022

splatter cannon

When your intestines start to grumble and you run for the nearest porcelain god. Diarrhea is then grandiosely peppered out your butthole decorating the porcelain, above the water line!

After a hefty night of drinking and a stop to the local burrito joint, Mike keenly sensed the splatter cannon was loaded and about ready to blow!!

by BekahBooVT February 1, 2014

spam cannon

A group of people working together to spam the selected target.

someone you want to annoy because yr bored. get a bunch of your friends to start randomly spaming them untill the spam cannon is called off.

by dr. monkeyhatespirates December 29, 2009