yuppie syphilis

Lyme disease

Yo Dan, what happened to Paul?

Paul got yuppie syphilis.
What?!
Lyme disease.

by Morgellons March 6, 2025

Yuppies

“yuppies” are young, urban professionals who prioritize wealth, status, and appearances over faith, family, and traditional values. Yuppies are also people who are disconnected from nature, overly reliant on modern conveniences, and focused on materialism rather than spiritual or moral grounding. Yuppies can also be people who think are above others just because of there lifestyle difference and will often go out of there way to complain about others who don't meet there urban views.

those damn "yuppies" kids, they don't know what's good for them.

by WildBoiofficial May 19, 2025

Yurple

A synonym to yes, yup, yeah, etc.

"Are you ready?"
"Yurple"

by Deia.x July 2, 2025

Yumpies

A word used to describe a woman's breasts

Tyler: "Dang, that girl has some huge yumpies!"

by anonymous July 10, 2025

Straight Yurple

Marijuana Strain Bred By Alfonso Davis III (Bay Area)

I’m on that straight yurple!

by Constellation89 August 8, 2018

nut yuppie

1. someone who is pretentious about nuts

2. someone who likes testicles

“That guy who would only eat black walnuts rather than English walnuts was a total nut yuppie.”

by casual nut enjoyer September 28, 2023

Neo-Yuppie

A 21st century money-obsessed young man, who just can’t seem to let go of the 1980’s despite never living then. They are usually day traders, and often engage in crypto pump and dump schemes, also having a passion for pinstripe suits.

“Hey, where’d you get the jacket?”
“Forget it dude, it’s Members Only, that guy is such a Neo-Yuppie”

by PattyBasedMan January 3, 2024