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Yogatard

Word with several meanings.
a) The cheesy looking once piece spandex suit that the unenlightened yoga practitioners wear. It usually makes them look like a seal that crapped its pants (if seals wore pants).

b) A person who so terrible at yoga that they are actually deemed "retarded" at it.

c) Someone who talks so much about yoga being the best and only thing to do to stay healthy that you want to tie their yoga body into a pretzel.
The woman kicked out of yoga class was a yogatard in a yogatard. She should have gone to Lululemon so at least she looked good while sucking at yoga.
by Bloody Abo September 5, 2006
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yoga

a country near thailand, popular for their arts and goat milk. the people of yoga usual spend most of their time milking their goats, shooting birds(the ENEMY OF THE YOGA) and brushing their hair with forks.
they eat with the back of their forks because the front is used to brush their hair.
rachel-"in yoga the grass is as green as your shirt"

catherine-"but my shirt is white?"

rachel- "exactly."
by yoggish genius July 31, 2009
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When a Yogi adjusts your pose in a way that can be misconstrued as sexual.
Dave totally yoga raped me in last night's vinyasa class.
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Yogabation

The act of practicing yoga by yourself without your preferred yoga partner of the opposite sex whom you either have been, still are or want to, sleep with.
She didn't show at the 6:15 am class so it was yogabation again for me.
by BostonMan January 2, 2012
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yoofamism

An inexplicable use of a word or phrase (that usually means something else) used by a younger generation than you. E.g 'That's sick man' where the use of 'sick' means they approve.
The use of the word 'sick' instead of 'good' is an example of a yoofamism.
by Ace-T June 9, 2018
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yogatopia

Noun. A yogatopia is a yoga-inspired utopia (or dystopia) where everyone does yoga, either by choice or by force.
Wouldn't it be great if we lived in a world where everyone did yoga? Then, there'd be world peace! It would be a utopia, wait, no; it would be a yogatopia.
by psdmccartney July 6, 2018
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