red yeti

were you stick your dick in the oven or something hot

shit i gave myself a red yeti1

by lime34 February 4, 2020

Its Sometimes Yetis

Yetis exist. This particular type of person is the logical one. Sometimes it IS yetis making that huge branch crack in the middle of the campground. Sometimes its the Russian government doing tests in the mountains; just never know!

If you meet someone who says 'its sometimes yetis'. You probably found the one that would help you survive in the wilderness.

Sometimes....its a deer the dog is barking frantically at in the middle of the night; but we all know Its Sometimes Yetis

by A Minnesotan April 23, 2019

It's Never Yetis

Only person that believes this is literally anyone named Jordan.

Jordan: Its Never Yetis. Even when it is. It's never Yetis

by A Minnesotan April 23, 2019

Yeti

A girl who is very ugly, an ugly thot, disgusting and just an overall unappealing.

Daquan: should i ask out Sydney?
Shemar: Hell no, she is a yeti.

by Drkrispy January 14, 2016

Yeti Sweater

When you shave your pubes before sex and you leave the clippings in the sink. When you're done having sex you pull out and bust all over her tits and stomach. When she asks for a towel you go to the bathroom and grab a handful of pubes and come back and throw them on her and yell now that's a yeti Sweater.

Last night I totally gave my girl a yeti sweater and she jumped up and walked to the bathroom hunched over arms swinging.

by Thundermemes September 1, 2019

Yeti

Someone who has an unusually large head as compared to the average size and is in the shape of a yeti's mountainous head.

Also may refer to Matt Moskal's head who had a similar headshape to the abominable snowman, who starred in "The Bridges at Toko-Ri".

Sebastian: "Yo, have you seen Matt anywhere?"

Mike: "Nah dude, I haven't seen that Yeti-Headed bum all day...."

by Bored_97 February 1, 2010

Yeti Rage

This is when you make your father so angry, he slurs his words in an effort to yell at you, and rips his shirt off, exposing his yeti fur.

"Dad can I go to the movies?"......"AHHHH RGG fllhk graa...NOOOOOO"=Yeti rage

by capitalcritic October 17, 2009