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Data Wrangler

A software developer / database administrator responsible for OLAP tools. Reports to a dumbass junior VPs of Sales, not the IT or IS people. Usually a low-paid consultant. Generates stupid reports for stupid people.
The data wrangler wants us to put another joint-key index on the sold_items table. Dumbass, doesn't he know that slows down inserts?
by javaman May 12, 2004
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Dangly Wangers

a pair of massive wangers or breasts which hang at a disturbingly low altitude. usually drooping somewhere around her stomach, or in severe cases, around her knees.
Wow, did you see the dangly wangers on that 83 year old nun?
by SceneOne September 8, 2010
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Fish Stick Wrangler

The employee at a super market who is hired strictly for stocking fish sticks. This person is usually a 15 year old boy with pale skin, glasses, and red curly hair.
Boss: Boy do what you were hired to do and be a Fish Stick Wrangler
Boy: Ok
by SGWalnut July 9, 2010
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cock wrangler

1. let's just say, "a cowboy's version of a handjob."
If Ryan Barnes wore a cowboy hat, leather chaps and sported a lasso nestled between his butt cheeks, he would be a cock wrangler.
by Robby J July 2, 2003
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Wrangler

A type of tight pants that cowboys, hicks and rednecks wear. These jeans usually result in a low sperm count and small package. But just because a man has a small package doesn't mean he's not good. A man willing to put himself through the tightness of these jeans have to be good at something.
Girl: Look at the guy with the tight jeans they must be wranglers.... i would sleep with that guy any day.
by hicksshouldntbehated July 31, 2007
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wangless

Peter Phan is a wangless pansy
by inferno July 28, 2003
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wangers

Euphemism for for the harsher word (swap the 'g' for a 'k').
You lot are a bunch of wangers.
by Wilsini December 18, 2005
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