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nigger work

there are absolutly no niggers that work

so there is no nigger work
by CMN April 28, 2008
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workaholic

a person who makes their job their entire life
a prime example of a workaholic is myself
by Steve Lev September 27, 2005
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Wet work

Wet work usually refers to assassinating people in a covert manner.
Mr. Clark is quite the expert in Wet Work; not surprising given his military background.
by Weyoun January 28, 2005
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Work High

When you're not too high to function at work but still high enough to enjoy yourself. Not usually high enough if you're out smoking with your friends.
Dude, pack another bowl. I'm only work high...
by Max Schultz March 21, 2008
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work tourettes

Inflictions in which obscenities are uttered uncontrollably while working. Work tourettes is often caused or acerbated by stress or an impending deadline.

An individual with work tourettes.
Me: Jane has been working so hard to meet that deadline, all I hear is "f*ck this" and "sh*t that" coming from her office.

You: Yeah, she sure has a case of work tourettes ... stay away from her.
by xtopher brown October 14, 2008
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Workative

A person who is workative is very responsible for his work and likes do it, ans yet it is Not a workaholic. A workative person produces more energy than it consumes, and can finish his work in a timely meaner.
He is so workative! Lets all be workative.
by Nanka - Sladuranka February 4, 2010
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Fake Work Friday

The Friday before Memorial Day when employees who are too lame to take a vacation day, pretend they are really working.
Said employees are actually passing the time catching up on their favorite tv shows online, organizing the apps on their iPhone, purging their Facebook friend list, counting how many staples fit in the stapler, taking a 2 hour lunch, etc.
Anna: "I'm going to go grab a quick lunch and eat at my desk, do you want me to get you anything?"
Max: "No thanks, I'm going to go check out the new Harry Potter movie at lunch."
Anna: "We have a huge project due next week, aren't you working on it?"
Max: "Nope. It's Fake Work Friday."
Anna: "Cool, I'll come with."
by Stella Ace November 4, 2012
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