Work Beeotch

A drinking buddy that clocks in with you and drinks like it's their job. See clock in.

Hey Work Beeotch...Are you clocking in tonight?

by WorkBeeotch Mandi June 14, 2011

work shirt drunk

being intoxicated whilst one wears a shirt featuring their employer's logo.

Travis forgot his overnight bag at home. Looks like he's gettin' work shirt drunk!

by Travisncs February 8, 2012

work fun

The mild, qualified sense of pleasure one experiences when engaged in a social or recreational activity in the work/office context. Not to be confused with "actual fun."

A: "How was the company rafting trip?"
B: "You know--drank some beers, ate food, made small talk, managed not to slug anyone. It was work fun."

by A$APdanny May 28, 2014

Work Scholarship

In the college world, many honors students get financial aid through what is called a "work scholarship".

This is, for all intents and purposes, indentured servitude.

The work itself is almost always menial and meaningless, and it is easier to schedule an interview with manti te'o's girlfriend than it is to find out how much the scholarship is actually worth. But rest assured, you will never see a dime of your "wages".

Also,if you come up short of the 75 required work hours in the semester, prepare to have your balls lopped off.

Person 1: "Did you get in to that college?"

Person 2: "Yeah, and I got offered a work scholarship!"

Person 1: "I thought indentured servitude was illegal?"

by Joejitsu101 February 16, 2014

work beer

A beer you drink while at work. It makes work more enjoyable and bearable.

Beth: I really don't want to work tonight.
Marc: I've got a work beer here waiting for you!
Beth: Hell yeah! I'll be right there!

by Sick_Willy September 12, 2015

Work Demon

The state of being when you're working up a storm and won't stop until you're finished. Almost as if being possessed by a demon.

Granny: He's got the Work Demon on him. He won't stop! He's chopped wood, mowed the lawn , and weeded the garden already!

by Nateson Richardman September 9, 2016

Work Dump

Simply a dump at work. The only two logical reasons someone would ever take a dump at work is because it's a total fucking emergency or your boss is a total dick and you just want to be paid for sitting on the toilet.

Guy 1: Hey boss I just took a 45 minute work dump, that's like 7 bucks just to wipe my ass.
Boss: I hope you get hemorrhoids you dick.

by Mr.nj June 13, 2016