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wompanion

A female friend with whom a male spends significant amount of time. Describing someone as your "womanpanion" does not imply that any sort of sexual activity takes place.

A woman who is your companion. She is the counterpart to a manpanion (wompanion/manpanion relationship).
I'm grabbing dinner with my wompanion tonight. No she's not my girlfriend, she's just a very close friend.
by magbot February 19, 2013
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wimpy worthy

A near-perfect to perfect burger. A burger awesome enough to satisfy the king of burgers, J. Wellington Wimpy, who is the glutinous hamburger king and friend of Popeye in the comics and cartoons. Wimpy's mantra is: "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"
I had the most awesomest burger tonight, it was truly Wimpy Worthy.
by Wine Commonsewer November 5, 2013
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womp stretch

The act of inserting two penises into one vagina.
I can't believe she let us womp stretch her last night, does that make us gay?
by Blue bars January 30, 2016
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wompus

A mythical creature that is known as the angriest creature on earth. The wompus, according to myth, has no asshole and so no ability to shit, but is cursed with an insatiable appetite. As a consequence, the wompus is the angriest creature on earth. A truly anally retentive person can become a wompus by retaining so much, that his or her asshole closes itself up permanently.
That wompus is one mean sum bitch
by BlueWolf007 September 30, 2016
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Wompucha's

"That girl has a real nice rack, I don't know what I have to do to get me some Wompucha's like that!"
by Eliza West March 8, 2017
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Wompus Noodle

A Wompus Noodle

(/Wämp-ous/ nōōdl/)

is a person man or woman, child or elder. Who is by nature, a goober, doofus, or dingus.
A chubby boy is keeping boyant atop a 'noodle floaty', in a swimming pool, licking an icecream cone whilst the waves of spuratic children jiggle him until he inevitably capsizes. As the boys upper body submerges, his lower half breaches with a highly audible Flatulence. The drenched child is now not only a wet doofus , he is now a complete Wompus Noodle.
by You can't make this stuff up January 13, 2018
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Wompa

Someone who does not get the "wompa-palooza" joke (no real joke). The inferior race when compared to its counterpart, the paloozas.

**there is no official way to spell "wompa" so spell it however you wish**
Ben is such a wompa dude! He doesn't even understand what wompapalooza is!
by Mr. 4th Place August 15, 2018
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