greasing wheezer

"Greasing Wheezer" is the act of male masturbation with the use of a lubricant such as lotion or oil and plenty of porn ;. Get that nut.

Tim's girlfriend denied him access to her vagina, therefore he ended up greasing wheezer.

by Penelope Muffinbutt July 27, 2010

the weeze

A male prostitute that has a tendencies towards rim jobs for Zimma.

The weeze is realy gobblin o rings to get that goober goo.

by trill clinton May 17, 2014

Peedle weezers

A group of Little or young children

All the peedle weezers showed up promptly for class .

by My drywall guy July 8, 2017

Wauhan weezer

The only true name for covid 19

Bro are you sure that cough isnt the wauhan weezer G

by Lilttle bit sick November 6, 2020

Dream wheeze

Tea kettle noises.

Josh: I’m going to dream wheeze if you tickle me.

by I’m Bored rn May 21, 2021

wow weezer

To be surprised. In shock. (In a polish way)

Gram walks into a party and says Wow Weezer!

by Auntie Gram January 6, 2024

Post-Weezer Clarity

When you stop listening to Weezer and realize how much of your life you just wasted

"This Post-Weezer Clarity really hits different after listening to "Buddy Holly" nonstop for 6 days straight!"

by MicrowavedBurrito1 November 17, 2023