Wittman Wonder

Time in a man's life when he realizes his complete absence of his testicles, and becomes aware of his large, flapping vagina lips, resulting in asking another male for a finger-blast.

When Collin grows up, then he will ask for a Wittman Wonder, don't worry little Michael, your first gay experience will come in due time!

by Johnny Sweet March 27, 2003

wifty

extremely cool or, in a gaming context, extremely powerful and cool

Wow! That new magical weapon is wifty.
Or
He's been playing forever, he's seriously wifty.

by JosiBird October 30, 2006

Wittyful

Another and better way to say Intelligent

That was Wittyful of you to say that!

by Git hater January 24, 2003

Whitty

1)a pretty boy
2)a shit stirrer
3)a complete idiot

1)dude, that guy is PRETTY! Is he GAY? That pretty aint natural.
2)damn, do you have any concept of what he says to one person and then the next? he creates conflict where there is none
3)dude that guy is SO dense! he has no concept about the world FO REAL!

by Orange April 28, 2004

wittification

A searingly eloquent comment, causing one to chortle with laughter. One should feel highly elated if one is able to produce a wittification during conversation or in any other social situation.

I engineered a beatific wittification during afternoon tea

by Emmadixon December 5, 2010

Devon Whitty

WHAT AN AMAZING PERSON.
shes like absolutely amazing, AND shes a frickenn super star singer!
everyone thinks shes lovely!!

Hey Devon Whitty!

by 555sweeeeet July 26, 2009

Witey

When having a chong on a few dubes and you go a little overboard then the whitey begins. Face goes white(it's funny how you never see a goth whitey)then remain bareley concious for about half an hour and finally they chog their guts out Nice and i hear you laughin but we've all been there.

Too Whitey or not too Whitey that is the Question.

by Jason of the Fisher variaty October 15, 2004