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Winners Whore

Some dirty filthy fat bitch who ruins families by digging her whorish talons into a weak worthless piece of shit, alcoholic, and sometimes impotent man-pig who has no mind of his own, which then destroys a home.
Occasionally works at a winners, hence the name 'Winners Whore'
What's the most disgusting thing i've ever seen? Definitely a "Winners Whore" she had like a whole bunch of venereal diseases and a stanky puss.
by IcyHotBalls April 25, 2011
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Proven Winner

Proven Winner – Also refered to as a PW (pee-duyb) is an individual of known prominence in a broad and vast variety of things. Said individual needs not show merit for things because of previous accomplishments. He or she simply states, “Proven Winner,” and everyone understands his or her brilliance. This radiance also tends to have a magnetic effect on members of the opposite sex.

An example of a PW is someone who wakes up each morning knowing he or she is destined for something remarkable. This individual will use great dexterity to handle a situation with astounding success.
“Wow, I can’t believe we have to go against John and Steve in the tourney. Those guys are Proven Winners; we might as well just go home!”

“He is so confident, it takes everything I have to keep from throwing myself at John. He is such a PW!”
by JKish03 March 27, 2008
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Breakfast for a winner

an ironic way of describing your almost tragical grocery situation in your fridge
uhm, what am i having today..? ah, cereal and beer, breakfast for a winner!
by Agnesium October 12, 2008
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winnet

Small plug of faecal matter that is expelled with ejaculant onto a porn-star's back at the "climax" of a poo-tube segment in a movie. May be seen regularly in either straight or gay porn. Both irritating and unsightly, the winnet is a real mood killer.... hence, its dual use in describing a turd, weasel, arsehole BMW driver, or other annoying fool.
Eddie: "I can't believe it.... all I asked him for was a couple of hours off to take my kid to the hospital!"
Mike: "Don't sweat it Eddie, the guy is just a winnet. We will work something out for you."

Examples of common winnets: Paris Hilton, Ray Romano, most minor bureaucrats, and many politicians.
by FunBags September 6, 2005
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winner

"guess what we won 10 nill 2day. "winner. or "yer winner
by bindipper October 19, 2003
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Winner Winner Chicken Dinner

An exclamation used by a douche bag from Salisbury University. It is generally used where a simple "sweet" or "cool" would suffice! If this person uses this exclamation one more time, it may result in the future use of a wheel chair!
Winner Winner Chicken Dinner: I just realized that I'm an immature faggot!
by Sammy Seagull October 1, 2006
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pick me a winner

The act of either a) scratching your backside or b) re-adjusting your ball sack.
I've been loin clothing all afternoon, I need to pick me a winner - the machine for tonights draw is Lancelot, set of balls number 3
by Andross1978 April 24, 2009
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