wide

Someone or something that is annoying, irritating, stupid, or uncalled for.

Dude1: Yeah, so I hit her in the face with a baseball bat.

Dude2: That was pretty wide of you, man.

by Chakitten November 13, 2003

Wide Left

Refering to the loss of Clemson University to the University of South Carolina in the 2006 football season. Jad Dean missed the game tying field goal in the final seconds of the game to give South Carolina the win 31-28. The beginning of Steve Spurries domination in the SEC

shit here comes the kick i hope he misses...WIDE LEFT WIDE LEFT THE GAME COCKS WIN

by Cock-a-boose February 21, 2007

Wide

A mispronunciation of the word "wired". It means that you are very excited or hyped. Usually used before a fight. The term originated in Dallas, Texas. Synonyms are "wired", "crunk", or "wide up"

Them boys down by Kiest 'n' Polk been jumpin' stupid. Bro, I'm wide up, lets go get 'em.

by DallasDictionary November 16, 2011

Wide-on

A slang term for when a woman is sexually attracted to a man or another woman.

That guy is so hot he gives me a wide-on.

by reggiefloyd September 8, 2011

widescreen

A term used to describe your eyes after smoking too much weed. Sometimes a bad thing.

I can't go to the store right now man, I'm in fucking widescreen.

by Zinian August 19, 2009

auf wiedersehen

Bye

Zakk:Auf Wiedersehen John!

by John JA WOHL!!!!!!!!! June 2, 2003

Wide Stance

Gay subculture term that describes solicitation of anonymous gay sex in public bathrooms. To have a "wide stance" means to invade the privacy of the adjacent stalls and find out if the occupier would respond to the advances. Wide Stance is usually preceded by foot taps or peering. For other definition see Cottaging.

Republican politicians often assume a wide stance in public bathrooms when trolling for sex in order to avoid the social stigma of homosexuality.

by LCR September 6, 2007