wrinkle ranch

area of the pool at the Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas, NV that is full of old people,

dude, let's go setup shop over there, "nah, that's the wrinkle ranch, let's go to the other side"

by stitch April 7, 2004

ass wrinkles

Depending on the length of your ass wrinkles is the width your asshole can actualy open, it is connected to your sphinkter.

"The length of her ass wrinkles is a sure sign she could take it"

by Evils September 14, 2006

crap filled penis wrinkle

a gay man himself; or an obviously unclean wrinkle on a man's penis, most likely that of a gay man.

Look at that gay dude touching himself..so gross..he's a crap filled penis wrinkle.

by Pickles1 September 24, 2009

wrinkle bunny

A woman, usually 50 or older, that is upper middle class or richer, think she had or had a body like a Playboy bunny in younger years; has endearing qualities like a bunny rabbit; sun worshiper, resulting in very wrinkled skin; natural bronzed skin or fake tan; big hair, and/or especially 'bottle' blondes; wears very flashy and expensive jewelry (gold, platinum, diamonds, rubies, emeralds, sapphires, etc); attention-getting fashions for all occasions; may have overly white and perfect teeth/dentures; attempting an overall glamorous affect. Gregarious to flamboyant personality. Can be found visiting or living in sunny desert, semi-tropical or tropical climates, especially seaside locations.

Carole Channing

In training: Cindy McCain

Other possibilities, living or deceased: Mae West, Claudette Colbert, Jayne Mansfield, Rita Hayworth, Ivana Trump; Dolly Parton, Cybil Sheppard, Fran Drescher, Debbie Reynolds, Ann Miller, Marlene Deitrich.

Not eligible to be or become a wrinkle bunny: Any former Miss America that DID NOT appear in Playboy; girl-next door types (Jane Powell, June Allison, Sandra Dee, Annette Funicello, Valerie Bertinelli, Melissa Joan Hart); Good girls gone bad (Judy Garland, Lindsey Lohan); Barbra Streisand, Susan Sarandon (pretentious Hollywood liberals); Liberal politicians (Hillary, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, etc.); Leona Helmsley (too darn mean).

Wrinkle bunnies can be seen on many beaches or at poolside, on cruise ships, at country clubs; at chic shopping areas, especially in Central & S. Florida; Southern California; Las Vegas, Scottsdale/Phoenix, Dallas, New York, Chicago, Washington DC, Atlanta, Denver and some other cities. May be also seen at any place known as "Riviera" or "Gold Coast"; Southern Europe, Australia, S. Africa, Israel, Brazil, Thailand, etc.

by T. Sliwa June 17, 2008

winkle

"Winkle"
A word used to describe the small trickle of urine that is produced which signifies that your poo has finished. It only refers to men.

E.g. You finished in the loo mate? No I still need to winkle.

by CallMeAl April 14, 2009

Whikle

A slang alternative for a quick 'puff', or a 'smoke' of marijuana. Usually, it is quick and desperate in the sense that one must resort to using newspaper for a blunt or "Up N' Go" containers as a pipe due to the direness of the situation.
This word can be used as a verb and a noun.

"Hey Aaron, wanna go for a quick whikle around the corner?"
"Yeh niggs, I'm up for it.... shit man my back aches, a whikle will sure solve that."
"This is whikle's going on r/trees man"

by CaptainJonnypants December 26, 2012

No wrinkles No creases

It means you're straight.Something I made up to state your sexual orientation.Its simple.

Im far from gay.Im no wrinkles no creases.

by Big-Liek July 13, 2009