Skip to main content

When I were a lad... I was Jewish

The ultimate ending to a "When I were a lad" hardship story, automatically staking claim to being a victim of all the suffering and inequality that has ever occurred since the beginning of time.
When I were a lad... I was Jewish. But the anti-semites couldn't stop me from becoming a humble multi-millionaire Hollywood producer.
by Associationisnotfree February 22, 2008
mugGet the When I were a lad... I was Jewish mug.

When Cousins Fuck

A deformaty of the body when cousins or relative have sexual intercourse
Danny R.'s head is huge.

Yeah I know thats what happens when cousins fuck.
by Livreri July 11, 2006
mugGet the When Cousins Fuck mug.

When in doubt, whip it out

Steve: my Penis is too warm

Emma: When in doubt, whip it out
by Emma and Rob December 9, 2008
mugGet the When in doubt, whip it out mug.

when the fiddler snaps his bow

When it all goes wrong
Tim: "You don't wanna be around when the fiddler snaps his bow, it's a right crease in the tux!"

Derek: "Man that shit is ugly!"
by Alex G Thomas January 19, 2008
mugGet the when the fiddler snaps his bow mug.

When I was 76king with perfected x I...

Common phrase in the online MMORPG runescape to introduce a topic which has no solid foundations and is entirely make-believe. Frequently found in Clan discussion topics on fan site Zybez to discuss topics surrounding the clan Echo Of Silence
When I was 76king with perfected x I... heard him talking about EoS selling their souls to buy bigger botnets OMG!
by Joshrogan December 24, 2010
mugGet the When I was 76king with perfected x I... mug.

when yi cannae widnae didnae

Scottish slang words explaining a situation in which one or more people are incapable of the action previously stated
Haw billy?
Wit boab?
Did yi eat aw ma bacon?

Naw I didnae how?

When did yi didnae?
When I couldnae widnae didnae!

If someone is refusing that they did said action then this is when yi cannae widnae didnae

Understand?
by gettaefuckm8 September 4, 2016
mugGet the when yi cannae widnae didnae mug.

When there is a war

Something Trump won't pay attention to because of his "TWEETING"
Mr.Trump, I... " Not now, I'm tweeting!" But when there is a war!... " What did i just say!"
by iLik3B4tMan March 24, 2017
mugGet the When there is a war mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email