University of Western Ontario

The University of Western Ontario (UWO) prides itself upon being the number one choice for underachieving white trash who have delusions of grandeur.

Although the anti-intellectual environment of UWO is readily apparent when engaging in conversation with a UWO student, Western students attempt to highlight their ignorance by continuously dying their hair blonde, in case
you were somehow oblivious to the fact that you were conversing with a retard. The blonde hair serves as a telling reminder.

Blonde UWO girl: I go to the Ivey school of business, so I'll be an Ivey League graduate.
Non-UWO guy: I think you mean Ivy League. The Ivy League consists of eight private American schools. The University of Western Ontario is not a member.

Blonde UWO girl: What? Whatever, I'm cute. Let's have sex.

by Pobbie August 29, 2010

western michigan university

(a.k.a. WMU) a university in kalamazoo, michigan with over 26,000 students. noted for its aviation, engineering, and education programs. judith bailey, the current president is incredibly disliked by most students and faculty. the schools colors are brown and gold and the mascot is the bronco, personified by 'Buster Bronco.'

"You go to Western Michigan University, huh?"

"Yeah."

"Oh. That's cool."

"Yeah. It is."

by atticus2020 June 24, 2006

University of Western Ontario

where stupid white sluts go because they don't want to go to U of T because its "too hard" or because they couldn't get into McGill.

wise guy 1: "Dude do you know why the University of Western Ontario doesn't celebrate Christmas?"
wise guy 2: "Why?"
wise guy 1: "Because they can't find a virgin or three wise men. hahahha lolz"

by iveyleagure November 20, 2010

Western Barbie

Slut i.e. knows how to ride a horse

Casey: Mary slept with the whole football team!
Hallie: Yeah, I know right! What a Western Barbie.

by Ashley Hemmingway April 16, 2008

wasted a sperm cell

wasted sperm cell is an insult you can use on somebody to say that they are a worthless piece of s*it. but keep in mind this insult is so bad it got me suspended from school for 3 days

example: youre dad wasted a sperm cell

by Hitler.Sucks April 19, 2021

B-WASTED

to become "B-WASTED" is to get ridiculously drunk in an apparent attempt to have a good time, while losing sight of any possible slim chance of showing signs of sobriety to any officer of the law.. can also involve spewing uncontrollably WHILE trying to order more drinks at the bar...

LOOK at that girl who just threw up at the bar while ordering drinks!! She's "B-WASTED!!!

by BINACA NERDVILLE October 11, 2010

Kanza wasted

The act of getting so drunk you inevitably do something stupid.

Did you see jeff jump from the roof to the pool last night? He was definitely kanza wasted.

by Brozart November 11, 2014