A type of shit that feels as if you're passing a boulder. It takes a minimum of a half hour for it to come out, and it usually requires you to stretch out your asshole like Goatse and/or shake it out.
Person 1: Dude, you've been in the bathroom for an hour now.
Person 2: I'm taking a watermelon shit; that White Castle didn't agree with me.
Person 2: I'm taking a watermelon shit; that White Castle didn't agree with me.
by XileLord March 12, 2011
Get the watermelon shitmug. May seem as though one is saying that your pussy is extremely juicy... It is not, your pussy is obviously just too big to do any kind of sexual act what so ever, unless your're dark in color... You know, cuz its watermelon
by Thisdudelol247 December 14, 2014
Get the watermelon pussymug. hope this gets on trending like all the others do
but seriously watermelon sugar is sugar inside a watermelon, god what is wrong with you people?
but seriously watermelon sugar is sugar inside a watermelon, god what is wrong with you people?
jack: this definition of watermelon sugar is the only serious one
john: nah there's others
jack: where?
john: the place where everyone's perfect
john: nah there's others
jack: where?
john: the place where everyone's perfect
by I'm funny I swear April 4, 2021
Get the watermelon sugarmug. watermelon sugar oh.
by jhfbthrtvgirhbr May 24, 2021
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Get the Watermelon sugarmug. by Middleguy12 June 19, 2016
Get the Watermelon Queenmug.