A type of shit that feels as if you're passing a boulder. It takes a minimum of a half hour for it to come out, and it usually requires you to stretch out your asshole like Goatse and/or shake it out.
Person 1: Dude, you've been in the bathroom for an hour now.
Person 2: I'm taking a watermelon shit; that White Castle didn't agree with me.
Person 2: I'm taking a watermelon shit; that White Castle didn't agree with me.
by XileLord March 12, 2011
Get the watermelon shitmug. May seem as though one is saying that your pussy is extremely juicy... It is not, your pussy is obviously just too big to do any kind of sexual act what so ever, unless your're dark in color... You know, cuz its watermelon
by Thisdudelol247 December 14, 2014
Get the watermelon pussymug. i finally find the definition through the history of the internet, IT'S THE NAME OF A SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Dolphin tried to swim in lava May 30, 2021
Get the watermelon sugarmug. by Middleguy12 June 19, 2016
Get the Watermelon Queenmug. The man had a stripper give him watermelon smoothie when she gave him a golden shower while she squirted beast milk in his mouth
by London lemongrass May 9, 2019
Get the watermelon smoothiemug. watermelon sugar oh.
by jhfbthrtvgirhbr May 24, 2021
Get the watermelon sugarmug. 