An alcoholic drink consisting of Smirnoff and Everclear. The potency of the drink is up to the discretion of the drink maker, adding more or less Everclear depending on their mood. The drink derives its name at the University of Cincinnati where it was invented and coined by Alex Fragiskatos. It is a dig at Cincinnati's uncleanly reputation. The murky drink is said to resemble the city water of Cincinnati.
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by tetrachordfetuses March 7, 2010

Audience: What is Puerto Rico?
D. Trump: This is an island surrounded by water, big water, ocean water
D. Trump: This is an island surrounded by water, big water, ocean water
by ken222 October 2, 2017

by Intelligence001 April 11, 2022

The brown mixture created from a failed attempt at a waffle stomp, wherein the drain is either already clogged, or becomes clogged as a result of doodoo compactification.
Sean's attempt at waffle stomping the drain in the men's locker room was thwarted. His pubes from shaving an hour earlier had completely clogged the drain, resulting in a massive water waffle. The other members of the gym were not amused.
by Krobus090 January 6, 2017

Like bread which is hard then given a fancy name: croutons.
Water which is hard (ice), then given a fancy name: Water Croutons.
Water which is hard (ice), then given a fancy name: Water Croutons.
by BrianWoolsey March 3, 2019

by kevro February 11, 2015

by Subtochaoticcoops November 29, 2022
