Waggle My Wiggle

Usually used most in against or to describe the feared and infamous Toe Shwiggler

Guy 1: "hey Alan my big toe feels wet, what the hell!!!"

Alan: "WAGGLE MY WIGGLE"

EXAMPLE 2

Guy 1: "MY PARROTS PREGNANT!!!"

Guy 2: WAGGLE MY WIGGLE

by hyperchicken licking September 20, 2023

wiggle woggle

When driving and the road has various stops, turns, and obstacles making through passage difficult for travel

"Hey Mr. Leo Potter, how do I get back to M-23 from wal-mart?? "
-"take it to 65 north to avoid the wiggle woggle of Alpena!"

by Hair parted down the middle July 21, 2023

Wiggle Fight

When two alpha males lock eyes with one another in public, exchanging fierce looks of determination, before slowly approaching each other until they are roughly 2-4 inches away from each other. Once properly distanced, each fighter releases the hound, unzipping their pants using nothing but the power of the shaft, and begins to violently sway the tronkus to and fro, attempting to knock theirs into the opponent. First one to tap out (done by urinating onto the opponent when too much damage has been inflicted) loses, both the fight and their male dignity

Broseph #1: Yo, did you see that wiggle fight on 5th and Main last weekend?!
Broseph #2: Bra!!! Poor bastard ain’t pissin’ for a week!

by pringlenads March 18, 2021

Wiggleing

The act of repelling women.

Art is wiggleing all the 10s I invited

by Abc123 xyz March 22, 2023

The Foot Wiggle

When you stop massaging your girl's feet and they are greedy and wiggle in that very particular way, asking for more.

Guy: *stops foot massage*
Girl: *does The Foot Wiggle* more!

by Androbin October 23, 2020

wiggle wottler

a little bean used in cooking soufflé which every once and a while comes along and eats you

"yesterday I cooked a wiggle wottler, I was lucky it didn't eat me"

by wth@cobblebubble August 13, 2022

Papa wiggle

An orange nigger

A orange nigger who has no friends and social life
He is a cuck to his girlfriend who is out of his league
He gains 300 pounds daily and is on life support
He tries to talk to girls but he stutters and spits all over their faces
He tried to sit with people but there was only 5 seats available
Dont be friends with him stay away Papa wiggle

by Papa wiggle August 23, 2024