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Morning Wide

Female equivalent of a morning wood where a woman is in a state of arousal fresh from waking in the morning.
I was woken in the morning by my horney girlfriend with her morning wide.
by fitzlad December 22, 2009
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World Wide Web

"A global architecture of links to and from vast pools of information" that is built on top of the Internet, but is NOT the Internet. The Internet is the means by which we access the World Wide Web.
"I am going to look at cat videos on the World Wide Web."
"YouTube is located on the World Wide Web, under the Uniform Resource Location (URL), www.youtube.com
by CopperWhopper67 January 23, 2015
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single wide

A type of white trash. Someone who lives in a single-wide trailer, and is therefore not as committed to the trailer park as a double wide.
He's definitely only a single wide. He'll be out of the trailer park before his 25th birthday.
by wordguy2 March 9, 2010
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a mile wide and an inch deep

Impressive at first but with experience, found to be stupid or unimaginative
"That John Kerry seems to have gravitas."
"He's a mile wide and an inch deep."
by octopod April 10, 2004
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fleet-wide-pussy

A bitch with a pussy so deep and so wide that a fleet of Mack trucks could drive through it without touching the sides.
A girl sat down and then spread her legs to let her twat air out and truck drivers mistook her fleet-wide-pussy for a 4-lane tunnel.
by Misty Griffith March 30, 2009
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Unusually Wide Stance

The excuse a man uses to dissuade others from thinking he is guilty of soliciting gay sex in an airport bathroom, whereby he "accidentally" placed his foot on the foot of the patron in the next stall. Predominantly seen in elected officials.
Senator Larry Craig: "I am not gay, I have never been gay, I did not approach an undercover officer in the airport and solicit gay sex. I simply have an unusually wide stance"
by Yo Yo CT January 31, 2008
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bear with wide canyon

one female who 'gets around the block'

syn: slut, whore, skank
Your mother is what we call 'bear with wide canyon'.
by PowderRabbit December 30, 2003
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