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Social Media Whore

A person who sells their body and soul to a social media platform in the hopes of likes, favorites, retweets, and shares. Also known as "Social Media Prostitute" or "Social Media Concubine," these lovers of the Twitterverse live inside of the social media realm more than they do inside of reality. The only common cure known to man for this epidemic is growing a pair.
Person 1: "Holy shit did you see what Jason tweeted this morning?"
Person 2: "Yeah dude he is such a social media whore"

Person 1: "What's the official hashtag for today's race?"
Person 2: "You are such a social media whore"

Person 1: "OMG I HAVE BIG BOOBS AND A NICE ASS TIME TO FLAUNT THEM ALL OVER INSTAGRAM AND SNAPCHAT EVERYDAY FOR LIKES"
Person 2: "Well now you're more than just a whore- you're a social media whore!"
by Eburke136 December 30, 2016
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Whore Logic

Redefining the parameters of a situation to justify an awful action or to claim something as true that is patently untrue, usually in order to preserve your image in the face of others
Her typical Whore Logic convinces her that her life is ok.

"I've only slept with four guys...if you don't count vacation sex, one night stands, drunk sex I don't remember, or those guys I don't like anymore."
by T Thrilla March 14, 2010
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label whore

A label whore is someone who only wears brand name clothes, with the name of the brand usually placed somewhere for all to see. A walking advertisement for a clothing store or brand.
Look at that spaz wearing all Abercrombie--what a label whore.
by VAKI5 August 18, 2003
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cam whore

someone who spends a good portion of the day taking pictures of him or her self, using digital camera, computercam, or picture phone. you can identify a cam whore using these guidelines:
a) you are viewing a page on lj, myspace, friendster, flicker, a blog, or some other self-publishing/publicizing site
b) the subject is wearing a serious, seductive, pouty, or emo expression
c) the subject is complete with hipster clothes and / or hoodie, dark eye makeup, tousled hair, and some kind of prop or accessory ( ie, huge earrings, guitar, pet, trucker hat )
d) cam whores are usually identified by the tell-tale missing-forearm, a side-effect of holding a camera and pointing it at yourself. the alternate side-effect is a shot of the cam whore sitting in front of a desktop computer, looking off slightly to the left or right, with their hand placed on a mouse, in really bad lighting, due to the nature of computer cams
e) these pictures usually come in large groups, repeating the same ( d ) and ( b ), providing an alternate ( c ), and on multiple ( a )s.
i considered meeting him irl, but after i visited his myspace profile, i discovered he was a total cam whore.
by ella longpre December 28, 2005
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whorean

(n). A Korean whore.
1) _______ is a whorean; she slept with another guy other than her boyfriend during a school trip to New York.
by John May 13, 2005
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Man whore

A guy who jumps from girl to girl without remore. He's a Player that you should steer away from if its possible. He's a sweet talker and makes you believe whatever he says even when your heart tells you he's lying you can't leave him and give up. No matter what don't fall for a man whore, he will break your heart. Hes no good for you but if hes good at what he does, youll fall in love with him and you cant get away. He will text other girls while dating you and will constantly flirt, if theres one of the other girls around he will either ignore both of you or one of you to make the other person jealous.
Girl 1: He made me love him and broke my heart :'(
Girl 2: Dont worry hun, he's a cheating man whore!
by A.L.L.People December 2, 2011
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social whore

the person who everyone is friends with, but who has no specific group of friends. This person will flit from group to group of people at a gathering and act like great buddies with all of them. despite their popular appearance, social whores are often left 'out of the loop' for the simple reason that everbody thinks they belong to somebody else.
"where's jess?"
"oh, nobody invited her. she's such a social whore that we didn't know if she was part of our 'group'"
by wild_stylee April 8, 2005
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