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Whistling jackass

- A self-important, self-righteous moron who carelessly walks through various public areas getting under the skin of those who are trying to read, work, think, have a conversation or otherwise focus on something. Describes way too many ppl these days.
Just look at that whistling jackass, walking though our office with no concern for how his conduct is effecting those who have to work here. Same as the whistling jackass I had to deal with at the library, same as the whistling jackass I had to deal with at the store.
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Whistle Beast

A obese woman in West Texas with a rediqulously high self esteem. Average (230 lbs +) Usually surrounded by slightly attractive women. (5-7s). Also known to have superb cock blocking abilities.
Damn the two girls over by the bar are hot, but their friend is a fucking whistle beast.
by xHypeBeast January 20, 2013
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creep whistle

A whistle used to ward off a creeper (a person who is creeping on you against your will). It is similar to a rape whistle except it has an unusually low pitch and it is used specifically for creepers.
"Nat is so weird!"
"Yeah I always carry my creep whistle when I'm around him."
by LiLi16 November 7, 2011
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scented whistle

Flatulence that sounds like a whistle whilst coming out of your rear that gives off a scent!
I just scented whistled in my kitchen and cleared the room!
by Miss.Cookie December 26, 2022
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chicken whistle

by Jojo black March 18, 2021
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Buck Whistle

Commonly known as a "black and mild" or "wood tip". Used in the woods to attract mature whitetail deer.
I sparked me up one of those buck whistles and within seconds a big ol 8 point came strollin in.
by Buck Whistler November 7, 2022
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