waif

an ownerless piece of property that is found

Yo man, is that rolled joint on the floor a waif? Cause if it is, it ain't no longer.

by orangepotiron April 19, 2009

watsfigwanin

Also watagwan.....whats goin on, whats happenin man-glasto chat

"yo yo watsfigwanin rude boy?"
"yeah jus chillin"

by spanj June 2, 2004

Waist Hug

Waist Hug is started when you meet a new person for the 1st time and you give them a "hello" hug, As you get closer to them you "accidentally" slip and your head becomes submerged into their crotch. Many relationships have started this way.

I met Chrissy's lesbian friend Kelly the other day and I asked if I could give her a hug. She got a waist hug instead and she's been speechless from that moment on.

by Curtis Schenk June 26, 2008

Waistcoat

Apparently another name for penis

Dave - "are you looking at my penis?"

Gemma - "Uh..Uhh... no, I thought you were wearing waistcoat"

Dave - "Pervert"

by Taffy Tuck February 24, 2008

Waistline

The execution of a male having contact around a females waist; either 1 arm or double wrapped, in hopes for progressing to sex and/or continual sexual encounters.

homie 1:"aayyee I'm tryna get some waistline 2night!"
homie 2:"yea dawg i feel u these girls lookin bomb 2night!"

Girl: "that nigga thought he was gonna get in my pants but all he got was the waistline"

Guy: "man that girl didnt give me no play! but im glad i got that waistline thhoo!"

by Bboy O.S.M March 4, 2011

mai waifu

what lonely basement dwellers use to release their emotions on instead of finding what some of us outsiders call "real women"

Basement Dweller: Have you met mai waifu Haruki yet?
Me: Ew gross you weeb get a real woman!

by GrinReaperX May 20, 2015

Best Waifu

Misato Katsuragi

Dude, Misato is clearly best waifu

by Shelldin Spider August 4, 2020