Group Victim

The individual in the group that gets picked on the most or exclusively. Usually because this individual has a habit of doing things incorrectly or because they're unable to maintain commitments. This individual is usually ok with being picked on so they can remain in the group.

Person 1: "Why are you all picking on Danny?"
Person 2: "Don't worry, it's cool. He's our Group Victim"

by Sir. Yamms December 18, 2024

Nep' victim

A victim of kidney failure.

A: Yo daddy how did mommy die ?
B: She was a nep' victim

by Firestar January 19, 2019

Wake up victim

It's what Ezy and other alpha bullies say to wake up their victims and toss them around

Wake up victim it's time to torment you some more

by Kevlol June 23, 2021

Weak minded victims

Black Americans

Black American "why does wilder get so much hate"

Any non black " because hes a lying, bad loser, that will make up any and every excuse when he steps up and gets smashed, nothing like the many great black American boxers"

Black American

" nah you racist "

Non black "stop being weak minded victims

by Ceejay new February 7, 2021

victim shoes

Flip-Flops or other footwear that proves useless in life or death situations

"If he hadn't been wearing victim shoes, he might have gotten away"

by crazyirishscotchdrinker January 16, 2012

Perpetual Victim

A person who is constantly facing some sort of hardship or traumatic experience whether true, self-inflicted or completely false. Typically a person is a perpetual victim for the sake of evoking sympathy from others or being the constant center of attention. These hardships are usually extreme and can be (but are not limited to) life-threatening sicknesses, family sicknesses, deaths, natural disasters, having to pay companies for products, IRS auditing, relationship problems, not being able to make money off of Games Workshop’s intellectual property, etc.

We used to believe Eric’s problems were legitimate, then I started keeping track & realized he’s never happy with Games Workshop or their products. He never actually pays Games Workshop for anything, instead using re-casters, 3D printers, and pirating many of their books. Now he thinks he’s a victim since the company is trying to restrict these activities.

Typical perpetual victim.

by BonBon1987 August 8, 2021

Avedøre Victim

A man emotionally and physically exploited by his wife’s unstoppable shopping addiction. Most commonly spotted in or around Avedøre, Denmark — a place where hope goes to die and delivery drivers cry.

The Avedøre Victim spends every day fetching endless “small” packages ordered online, from obscure pickup locations, lockers, and post offices, often without warning. He is promised love, peace, or at least dinner — but receives none. Instead, he returns home carrying three overstuffed IKEA bags and a crushed soul.

Known symptoms include:

Chronic back pain from lifting "just one more parcel"

PTSD triggered by GLS and PostNord logos

A dead look in the eyes when asked “Can you just pick it up on your way?”

Often used jokingly, but there’s a dark truth behind the term. If you see one: offer help, or at least a cold beer.

“Bro, I haven’t seen Frederik in weeks.”
“Yeah, poor guy became an Avedøre Victim. Last I heard, he was carrying 12 packages from Min Købmand while crying.”

by Victimdk July 18, 2025