The process whereby one man ejaculates on another mans penis. It can be a pure accident of through an act of sexual intercourse.
Man 1: OMG i'm so close!
Man 2: Vanilla Johnson me... do it jizz on my girth!
Man 1: F**k yeah! OMG, OMG this is so hot!
Woman 1: Errr guys what about me?!
Men: Shut it, you bearne'd everywhere!
Man 2: Vanilla Johnson me... do it jizz on my girth!
Man 1: F**k yeah! OMG, OMG this is so hot!
Woman 1: Errr guys what about me?!
Men: Shut it, you bearne'd everywhere!
by Vanilla johnson April 10, 2010
if u like vanilla ice, u will pay the price.
by Deakythediscobean November 09, 2019
by Ayyyyeeeeeee August 25, 2017
That awesome co-worker that is just so sweet with a creamy complexion. You can hardly wait for her to come to work because she is the eye candy of the office. They typically can be seen with a Worlds Finest chocolate bar near by for snack purposes.
by Frenchtwist January 10, 2018
A white person from Hawaii who tries to prove to everyone that they are local by going out of their way to do things to make it seem like they are not a haole. They tend to say things like "rahja" and "yessah" much too frequently and usually makes fools of themselves.
a vanilla local may say something like this: "hou bah we go grind choke pokEE" (mispronouncing "poke")
by Seth dug May 20, 2020
A fetish masturbation technique, in which a man lies back on his shoulder blades with his pelvis position directly above his face, in order to ejaculate into his own mouth.
by Steve Clayton September 03, 2015
Term used by people who live the "Lifestyle" ( Swingers ) to describe someone who does not participate in swinging.
You ready hunnie, lets head over to our "Vanilla freinds" house. We going to make an appearance at the cookout. I wish they would loosen up. I believe he is a Vanilla Swirl
by soddy by goddy January 08, 2018