Visalia

The shittiest little town ever. A place where most everything closes at 9 pm causing extreme boredom to anyone between the ages of 14-25. This causes people to have lots and lots of sex which explains why Visalia has one of the highest teen pregnancy rates in the nation. Cows and goats are commonly seen in extremely random places throughout the town and their smell is constantly potent. There are more lifted trucks here than any other place in the world. Most people are "bros" or "brohoes." For fun, people often chill in the McCheveron or BJ's parking lot, drink alcohol or snort coak in garages, or take slutty pictures and post them on Facebook.

Most people in Visalia are really, really dumb- that's really the only reason why they would choose/be forced to remain in the town.

Statistics:

Teen pregnancy rate: extremely high
People who use bump-its: extremely high
English speakers: below average
Crackheads: extremely high
Food Stamp users: extremely high
Fat people: extremely high

Me: "I'm from Visalia."

You: "...I'm sorry..."

by BrohoeNumeroUno July 16, 2011

Visually assaulting

A term often used when somebody's actions or appearance brings suffering to others. Plumbers crack, hippies, and fat people jiggling while they laugh can all be considered visually assaulting.

Guy 1: How was the blind date?

Guy 2: She was visually assaulting. Her gut spilled over her jeans.

by Burrywog February 3, 2010

Negative Visualization

When you start wondering what would happen if you lost what you have, instead of uncritically thinking about all the things you want to achieve in life.

If only more people would practice negative visualization every now and then to take stock of what might go wrong in spite of their positive attitudes in taking risks in life, few would get hurt or burnt of their hard-earned money.

by MathPlus April 21, 2018

visually molested

when a friend of the opposite sex sends you text porn of your same sex.

my friend (male)
Me (a female)

(me) I get a text and look at it and text back to my friend you just "visually molested" me with your female porn

(my friend) you know you like it

by sundshine October 28, 2010

Vishallan

Very kind person at times gets pissed of and loves anything he wants he love in his life he is a good friend to some of the people he likes he is a good boyfriend and will not go good with people named June but if you have a Vishallan in your life you might have the best life ever

He is a vishallan

by Hdhdbdn September 6, 2019

visualotic

adjective; containing or constituting or characterized by a pleasing or painful visual experience.

The artist provided an extremely visualotic experience for me.

by Paul Thatcher February 17, 2008

visualunization

The act of a person outfit shining so bright the moon notices it.

Damn Daniella, that dress is giving you visualunization.

by Omnipreuneurdort August 15, 2018