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Everyone knows where I am at every second of every single day thanks to Twitter...Which is great because I'm SOOO important...God Bless Tweets!!!!
by Dionysus101 May 26, 2009
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twitterholic

A person who is addicted to twitter. They tend to tweet at least 20 times per day, follow at least 200 people, and attain at least 150 followers. Since twitterholics tend to do very little other than use twitter, Twitters intended purpose of quick messages about what you are doing is not enough to satisfy their need to tweet, therefore they carry out conversations, share links, and play games (like Colorwars). Twitterholics are competitive about their stats, trying to post more than anybody else, or have more friends/followers than anybody else (progress can be tracked on twitterholic.com).
Person 1: Hey, wanna go do something?

Person 2: Can't, I gotta tweet a bunch, one of my friends just got to his 10,000th update and I'm still at 9,500!

Person 1: Dude, you're such a twitterholic
by KeatonTech March 30, 2008
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Twitter Lay

Someone on Twitter that you tweet dirty messages and photos to in order to have Twitter sex.
There's a chick on Twitter that teases me with her high heel pix and tweets. @creativfluffer is my Twitter Lay.

My Twitter Lay tweets me about what she wants me to do to her to get her off.
by @creativfluffer April 12, 2011
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Twitter

An awful, toxic, annoying social media app that will cancel you when you just made your account.
Yay! I started my Twitter account! Wait? Why am I cancelled?
by klem_box47 March 29, 2021
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Glittered and Twittered

If Alan Funt is Gay or coherent enough to know what Gay means, he would probably produce a "You're on Candid Camera" version of "Glittered and Twittered!"

This is a non-physical form of Straight Bashing.

Twittered is to have your name put on Twitter.com without your permission and in not very good light. Examples: An embarrassing situation, or caught with the proverbial "Hands in the Cookie Jar" while maybe..., eating them in the closet?

For the 'Glittered' aspect of this phrase, you must revert to this website's definition of "Glitter."
Alan Funt would say, "Smile, you've just been Glittered and Twittered!"
by gravy111 November 21, 2010
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twitterdick

One who frequently acts like they are the authority on the proper use of Twitter...and does so over Twitter.
Guy 1 says: @guywhodoesntknowhowtotwitter you need to make sure you put a space after #hashtag. They dont work if you dont #amateur

Guy 2 says: @guy1 - thanks but you are being a total fucking #twitterdick.

Guy 1 says: See you did it correct #iknoweverything
by Rclesquire April 8, 2012
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Twitter

A stupid site for stupid people with no friends, who think everyone else gives a shit what they're doing at any given time.
Also lacks the functionality of other social networking sites, not that it matters because just like Twitter all those sites suck anyway.
Twitter is for twats.
by molecule802.11 April 9, 2009
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