skin twinkie

slang for penis.

Mike offered his skin twinkie to Allie

by Billy-Hill September 14, 2020

twinky yodeler

When A girl sucks on your long twinky (Penis) and yodles as she is sucking you off and then requests you to ejaculate on her face as she is still yodeling.

Ryan was getting quite the suckjob from diane when she started yodeling a swiss mountain jingle then sang to him to blow it on her face in c-minor, and when completed, Ryan said in a jolly voice "Well, that's a "Twinky Yodeler""

by The Hostess Bros July 6, 2010

shit twinkie

noun; A cum filled turd as a result of anal sex. A sperm injected piece of feces resulting from rectal intercourse.

That new moderator, David Ryder, is a real shit twinkie.

by Ancap Fanatic May 23, 2017

Fat Twinky

When a slut steals a married man away from his marriage and has an affair but she uses her seducing powers to control said man so he divorces or ends his marriage and gets married to her.

That bitch is such a fat twinky! I hate her!

by lolzdude101 July 4, 2016

Canadian Twinkie

When two Canadians interlock their uncircumcised units head to head with duct tape and release their respective essences to seal their brotherly Canadian bond.

Me and Richard both have been friends for years, and have decided to seal our bond as brothers from another mother by conducting the Canadian Twinkie together in private.

by Destis5445 November 2, 2017

Liams Twinkie

When someone (mostly homosexuals) poops in a sock. after they have pooped in the sock, they stick their penis into the poop and ejaculate. Usually they eat the poop Twinkie after but some leave it to rot

Damn bro that nigga made a Liams Twinkie

by Sam Tabor September 19, 2020

twinkie packet

A man who is incapable of using a condom properly, it ends up spitting. (insult)

Look at you! Your dad is a Twinkie packet, you're a mistake!

by Jacob Marley April 10, 2017