chocolate tunnel taster

A gay man who licks on the ass of another man.

That fag Benji is a chocolate tunnel taster.

by jgiddy99 December 6, 2006

Waffle in the toaster

On the verge of defecating.

Bob, I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got a waffle in the toaster.

by Ryan P. Cooke August 23, 2008

mad twatter

A girl who craves to give it up very easily, very often slightly psychotic.

"Did you see Jess in the club the other night with those guys?? She used to be such a nice girl, but now she's a mad twatter."

by Tall Slut May 14, 2006

Hershey Twister

The act of "chilidogging" a person, and the person eats the feces off their chest and begins to "snowball" with the other person and the other partner then "feltches" the remaining feces on the other persons chest into their anus and then "alabama hotpockets" the person with the feces.

Giovanni was feeling quite kinky so he gave his girlfriend a Hershey Twister.

by Campbells June 28, 2006

toaster shopping

euphemistic phrase for online dating. meant to highlight the essentially impersonal nature of picking out a potential life-partner by comparison shopping for people in a way similar to selecting and ordering a toaster online.

Sorry, I'm not paying attention to your conversation I'm busy toaster shopping on my iphone.

by candelach February 9, 2012

toaster strudel bukake

The saving of all icing packets in a toaster strudel box for exclusive use on one pastry.

"Aren't you going to put some icing on your toaster strudel?"
"No, I don't have anymore icing, I gave my girlfriend a toaster strudel bukake last night."

by jizzyjack October 12, 2014

toaster bananza

1.The act of taking a toaster to carnival, or some famous festival.
2.The sound bread makes when it pops out of the toaster.

HOLY COW! My bread just had a toaster bananza!

by TURTLENECK 121209 October 10, 2017