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to save your sinking Titanic

to do anything and everything possible to save one's school/university semester that one is about to fail.
mother: George look at your grades. You' re failing your last year in high-school. Is there anything you can to save your sinking Titanic?

George: Lol. no. I think it's a little late to do anything about it now. I should have listened to you and partied less.

mother: At least it's worth a try, don't ya think so?
by Sexydimma August 19, 2012
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Has the titanic sunk

The titanic has sunk is a reference to when the dick has stopped being hard and has gone back to normal. It is usually the girlfriend/boyfriend who say it
Girlfriend: Hey are u ready.

Boyfriend: No sorry babes.

Girlfriend: Has the titanic sunk.
by Mickey Mouse 370142834288 January 6, 2017
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sinks my titanic

"Hey man guy what."
"What?"
"I just found out that that girl I was crushing on was a guy."
"Oh man that sucks!"
"Yeah, it really sinks my titanic."
by Stonedragons May 8, 2018
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Sank the Titanic

When you have really big poo and it makes an incredibly loud noise as it hits the water and gives your arse a good splash.

Derives from tragic accident of the Titanic that sank in the mid-atlantic in 1912.
*All quiet*
Rodger - on the toilet: *Loud splash noise*
Christie - in the other room: Jesus, Rodger was that you? Sounded like you sank the Titanic.
by JohnJoeTheGood May 15, 2019
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Sank the titanic

When you have been for a shit and the turd is that massive when you flush it, it would sink the titanic
I wouldn't use that bathroom, I just sank the titanic
by BigBadDom69 September 17, 2021
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Scuba dive the Titanic

A creative way of telling someone to kill themselves!

If you scuba dive the titanic you'll die instantly due to being crushed by the water pressure.
Person 1: *Does something annoying or stupid*
Person 2: What the fuck did you do that for. Scuba dive the Titanic, idiot!
by LordJenal July 2, 2023
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Early bird titanic

When your in jail and you wait till the first person falls asleep in a boat bed and everyone grabs that person’s boat with them in it and slides them into the wall while their asleep
Dude he fell asleep first should we we give him a early bird titanic
by Slightysativa April 26, 2024
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