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Did i step on your trumpet?

A saying which implies that there was no intent to offend someone. Made popular by psychedelic pop group Danielson on the album Ships. Can also be used when one is unsure of whether or not harm was done by an offhanded comment.
Jerry: Oh I know I hated those kids, in fact I hated anyone who had a pony growing up
Manya: I Had a pony
Jerry: Sorry, did I step on your trumpet?

that would've saved Manya.
by rocktopuss February 23, 2006
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Trumper

1. A gathering of idiots during a pandemic.

2. A person who supports Donald J. Trump, 45th POTUS. Generally racist, misogynistic and completely narcissistic.
Would you look at that Trumper over there? All those people not wearing masks is going to cause another spike in COVID-19 cases.
by anonymous November 14, 2020
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TrumPette

American(s) who solely rely on their master. They have a brain, but choose not to use it. They believe, and will do, anything their master says. They will follow their master, even if the master leads them to their own death.
"Hurry, turn on FOX News, our master has some more advice about how to get rid of the fake virus." quipped the TrumPette.
by GBSSSY May 9, 2020
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Muffle Trumpet

When performing the act of anal sex and the receiver lets loose an ass cannon (aka fart)
I was totally banging Nicks sister the other nite and she let loose a savage muffle trumpet.
by Mitchy Cock and Balls October 18, 2008
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Funnel Trumpet

A fart released when shitting or just sitting on a toilet, that emits a thunderous sound, usually staccato, due in part to the natural spreading of the arse cheeks when enthroned.

A skilled funnel trumpeter can control a sustained funnel trumpet note by using sphincter control and circular anal breathing techniques.
The bloke in the cubicle next to me was blasting the funnel trumpet a moment ago, I could barely contain my laughter.
by Peado Bear December 3, 2010
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Trumpeteer

(1)The act of performing felatio whilst digitally stimulating the reciever's prostate with one or more fingers. (2) Sticking fingers up a dudes butt while sucking his cock.
(1) Dude, I was so thrown off last night when she threw down a trumpeteer. (2) You want a trumpeteer? 50 Euro... Your friend want to watch... another 50 Euro.
by The_Think_Tank February 11, 2012
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trumpetry

an uncommon word great for playing the google game.
Poindexter Trumpetry will get you one result.
by Isssrra Kong April 12, 2007
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