Tristan, is a man who posses the ugliest traits of them all. tristan tends to be quite a loser. people only like tristan as he is good at video games and he is so ugly that he is funny. Tristan will never have any hope finding a female partner and wants to suck bailey browns tits.
by Gary's Tennis Coaching March 24, 2019
When someone is acting like a nena (little girl) and being gay by not taking opportunities to fornicate with women
Bob: why didn't josh have sex with Lisa?
James: I don't know he's been acting like a girl lately i think he has Tristan Syndrome
James: I don't know he's been acting like a girl lately i think he has Tristan Syndrome
by Hangoner February 04, 2013
by Ilikeyourmomlol March 01, 2018
an absolute loser who gets absolutely no puss
buddy defintely has never touched a boob
a virgin if ive ever saw one.
buddy defintely has never touched a boob
a virgin if ive ever saw one.
by bonerchampwithahugeragingboner October 25, 2022
by timmy the fat nigger February 14, 2022
Chloe and Tristan are a sweet loving couple, both around the same age. They love each other so so much and everyone is jealous whenever they walk into the room together. Everyone wants a relationship like theirs.
randomperson1: Chloe and Tristan are the perfect couple
randomperson2: I know right, I wish I had a relationship like theirs
randomperson2: I know right, I wish I had a relationship like theirs
by chloe1108 December 02, 2020
by Simondanerd November 16, 2020