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night train

High Potency (18% ABV) citrus flavored fortified wine. It retails for just $2.69 for a 750ml bottle in most markets. A favorite of skid-row drunks. It is made by the same company that manufactures Thunderbird. Many experienced drunks have come to the conclusion that Night Train is just a flavored varient of Thunderbird. Recently taken off the market in many eastern states. Night Train is the drink referenced in the Guns N' Roses classic
Nightrain. The label reads Night Train Express, serve very cold along with a graphic of a black stream engine charging through the night.
"MD 20/20, no way, Night Train all the way"
by Lee Keller April 22, 2006
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trainshow

noun. A cross between a trainwreck and a fuckshow. Can be used to define a party full of whacked out tweakers or a person who takes to much junk or is an incredibly run down sack of shit.
The afterhours last night was a trainshow.
That stripper on meth at the afterhours was a complete trainshow.
by trikkidetroit August 29, 2009
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trainwreckin-it

"Whoa...did you see Amanda Bynes?"
"No, what is she up too now?"
"Totally trainwreckin-it!"
by big_jimbo June 3, 2013
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Train hopping

A form of transportation via freight trains which is very illegal and dangerous
by Laura quinns June 1, 2018
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Train Jousting

A sport usually conducted by two conflicting red necks in which two parallel trains are heading towards each other. Each redneck would have at arms a standard, medieval style jousting lance. Additionally, they would appear wearing common kitchen supplies such as soup pots and cutting boards as armor. During the event, the trains would charge at each other giving each party an opportunity to strike one another off the train at maximum speed. Although deadly, this sport remains a spectacular way for our friends down south to settle their beef.
Hey Billy! You should've payed your debt you lil' shit. We'll be train jousting the next morning!
by TheSykohRedNeck January 12, 2019
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Awesome Train

An opposite of the failboat. A successful group of people or orginization. Can be considered a win.
"All aboard the awesome train- Toot! Toot!"
by Rebeccaj2009 February 17, 2009
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Tube-Trained

The state of having effectively spent enough time on the popular site, YouTube, in order to learn or acquire an idea of how to attempt some sort of skill.

1)The skill may have not been "learned," but the person may still feel that they can do it.

2)The skill may have actually been
mastered due to hours and hours of practicing and YouTubing
Friend: DUDE WE GOTTA GO FREE RUNNING! NOW!

Me: No, seriously? You don't know how.

Friend: MAN come one! I saw it on youtube, duh. It's SO easy.

Me: You're Tube-Trained eh? Ready to jump off that building right over there?

Friend: HELL YEAH. Then we can breakdance.
by zoowee January 19, 2009
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